Me he mea lā, ua hana pinepine ka makua kāne a me ke kaikamahine i nā leʻaleʻa moe kolohe, no ka mea, ua ʻike ke kaikamahine ma ke ʻano he slut mua, a ʻaʻole hilahila ʻo ia e kona kupuna. ʻO kona mau maka hilahila ʻole e hoʻohauʻoli hou i ka ʻelemakule, a ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻomanaʻo hou i kona kūlana. Piʻi aʻela nā hāli waha o lāua ʻelua i loko o ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa paʻakikī, a uwē ka ʻōniʻoniʻo me ka leʻaleʻa, ʻoiai ʻaʻole poina e ʻakaʻaka ʻoluʻolu i kona makuakāne.
ʻAe, e hiamoe ana ma luna o ka mokulele - he nani! A me ka malihini he pahū. Eia kekahi, ua kūpono nā kūlana a pau iā ia. A ʻo ia ka mea lawe pilikia a makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano mea. He koʻikoʻi nō hoʻi ka ʻiʻo o ka hoa huakaʻi, a ua hele ʻo ia ma luna o kona ʻāʻī. Ke kaulaʻi nei ʻo ia iā ia e like me ka shish kebab ma ka skewer - manaʻo wau inā e piʻi mai ke kolu o ke kanaka i kēia manawa, ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka ʻōniʻoniʻo maikaʻi. Ua holomua ka lele!
ʻO ke kanaka palaualelo wale nō ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokama i ka blonde e like me ia, ke noi nei ʻo ia e hoʻohauʻoli i kāu dick! A ua kūpono kona ʻaʻahu pōkole no ka hana. A omo pono ʻo ia i kāu dick. Ua wehe ʻo Buddy i kona ʻāʻī me ka ʻoluʻolu.